HOW TO DRIVE

Knowing how to drive is essential
You always want to be safe
Before you get in your vehicle check your tire pressure
You wouldn’t want to have a blow out

Adjust your mirrors to see what’s behind you
Start the vehicle and put it into drive
Look both left and right to check for traffic
Pull out when the road has a break in traffic, or is clear

Always check the speed limit on the road
You are generally allowed 5mph faster than the posted speed
When you take a corner let off the gas and coast
Avoid making quick stops to avoid any accidents

In case of seeing an Asian
Turn around and drive as fast as you can
So you are not killed.

HOW TO BECOME FAT
First off, you need to live in America
The atmosphere will inspire you
Eat a lot of fast food like you see in commercials
Watch TV for some ideas

Lucky for you McDonalds has a breakfast menu
So you can have McDonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner
Make sure u drive there to avoid burring calories
Read the prior poem to drive safe.

After buying everything on the dolor menu
Go home and watch your favorite TV show
To ensure you become morbidly obese
Repeat weekly for 6 months.