THe Giant moose, was hit by another road side bomb, obama not keeping promise to evacuate the moose. A family of 6 was found dead in their home today. offiecers say, a train derailed. MICHEAL JACKSON IS STILL ALIVE?
http://www.cnn.com/
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
HOW TO DRIVE
Knowing how to drive is essential
You always want to be safe
Before you get in your vehicle check your tire pressure
You wouldn’t want to have a blow out
Adjust your mirrors to see what’s behind you
Start the vehicle and put it into drive
Look both left and right to check for traffic
Pull out when the road has a break in traffic, or is clear
Always check the speed limit on the road
You are generally allowed 5mph faster than the posted speed
When you take a corner let off the gas and coast
Avoid making quick stops to avoid any accidents
In case of seeing an Asian
Turn around and drive as fast as you can
So you are not killed.
HOW TO BECOME FAT
First off, you need to live in America
The atmosphere will inspire you
Eat a lot of fast food like you see in commercials
Watch TV for some ideas
Lucky for you McDonalds has a breakfast menu
So you can have McDonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner
Make sure u drive there to avoid burring calories
Read the prior poem to drive safe.
After buying everything on the dolor menu
Go home and watch your favorite TV show
To ensure you become morbidly obese
Repeat weekly for 6 months.
Knowing how to drive is essential
You always want to be safe
Before you get in your vehicle check your tire pressure
You wouldn’t want to have a blow out
Adjust your mirrors to see what’s behind you
Start the vehicle and put it into drive
Look both left and right to check for traffic
Pull out when the road has a break in traffic, or is clear
Always check the speed limit on the road
You are generally allowed 5mph faster than the posted speed
When you take a corner let off the gas and coast
Avoid making quick stops to avoid any accidents
In case of seeing an Asian
Turn around and drive as fast as you can
So you are not killed.
HOW TO BECOME FAT
First off, you need to live in America
The atmosphere will inspire you
Eat a lot of fast food like you see in commercials
Watch TV for some ideas
Lucky for you McDonalds has a breakfast menu
So you can have McDonalds for breakfast lunch and dinner
Make sure u drive there to avoid burring calories
Read the prior poem to drive safe.
After buying everything on the dolor menu
Go home and watch your favorite TV show
To ensure you become morbidly obese
Repeat weekly for 6 months.
Sunday, November 1, 2009
poetry slam review
i thought the slam was pretty good. not alot of people really got into it like i thought they would. im glad dan won becuse he really deserved it. there was other who showed great emotion and thats what made the slam good.
acrostic poems
Pepperonis make the saucer dazzle
Italian roots is where it dates to
“Zoom”, it can be as aerodynamic as a Frisbee
Zesty sauce makes it mouthwatering
Always going to be cheesy and soothing to the stomach
Great and magnificent inn height
Running is his passion
Interactive with new situations and people
Funny person to be around
Finally after an agenizing wait I can drive
Incredibly hunky (ha-ha)
Nicotine is something I will never touch
Italian roots is where it dates to
“Zoom”, it can be as aerodynamic as a Frisbee
Zesty sauce makes it mouthwatering
Always going to be cheesy and soothing to the stomach
Great and magnificent inn height
Running is his passion
Interactive with new situations and people
Funny person to be around
Finally after an agenizing wait I can drive
Incredibly hunky (ha-ha)
Nicotine is something I will never touch
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